Over at Abnormal Use, insurance defense lawyer Stuart Mauney says something careless:
[W]hile I was eating those yummy, yummy peanuts, I noticed this disclaimer written on the container: “CONTAINS PEANUTS.” Really? I thought I was eating lima beans! Given that I had now seen the word “peanuts” written sideways, upside-down, and in six different languages, I decided to read further: “Manufactured on shared equipment in a facility that processes peanuts.” There it is again! Peanuts. (By the way, with whom do they “share” their equipment?)
You know what this means? Sometime, somewhere, somebody ate some peanuts that he did not know were peanuts, became ill, and almost died. Then he hired a lawyer. … Of course, consumers must be adequately informed of a product’s features and tendencies. But, come on, now! I really did know I was not eating lima beans. I don’t even like lima beans.
Yes, that old saw: blame the plaintiff’s lawyers for the evils of harmless labeling. Philip K. Howard has made a whole career out of claiming unnecessary warning labels are a cancer on American society, and has used silly anecdotes about peanuts and fishing lures to advocate laws that would provide complete legal immunity to companies that, you know, actually give Americans cancer. E.g., here he is moaning about people given cancer by asbestos. George Will is also fond of this idiocy, blaming warning labels for all the problems in our society.
You know what a “CONTAINS PEANUTS” label really means?
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